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    Where's Sukhna Lake?
    Pappu: Pata nahi.
    Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
    Pappu: Who's Banta?
    Santa: Pata nai.
    Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.



    Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
    Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
    Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.





    Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
    Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.



    Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
    Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!



    Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
    Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

    Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghu Ayaa..
    Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
    Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!


    Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
    Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
    Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!

    Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein
    Chalayeen Thi.
    Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?
    ...being a human...



 

 

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