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10-26-2010, 09:31 AM #1
trustA businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion,
go to his house for an early afternoon quickie.
"Don't worry," he assures her,
"my wife is out of town on a business trip,
so there's no risk.
" As one thing leads to another,
the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps,
"We have to stop! I forgot to bring birth control!"
"No problem," he replies,
"I'll get my wife's diaphragm.
" After a few minutes of searching,
he returns to the bedroom in a fury.
"That witch!" he exclaims.
"She took it with her! I always knew she didn't trust me!"...being a human...