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Thread: Never mess with women ........??
10-16-2010, 10:42 PM #1
Never mess with women ........??
A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India...
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has
Affected my Company's performance, so I am sending YOU 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.
Your loving husband,
His wife replied...
Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below is the
List of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, darling, I hope you understand..
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart,
Kichi...being a human...
10-17-2010, 05:01 AM #2
LMAO Thanks for the share
The meaning of the name Akili is 'Wisdom, intellect, sense'. # 1000....