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10-12-2010, 07:17 PM #1
Never say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.20. I canít reach my license unless you hold my beer.19. Sorry officer, I didnít realize my radar detector wasnít plugged in.18. Arenít you the guy from the villiage people?17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.14. Bad cop. No donut.13. Youíre not going to check the trunk, are you?12. Gee, that gut sure doesnít inspire confidence.11. Didnít I see you get your butt kicked on cops?10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?9. I pay your salary8. So uh, you on the take or what?7. Gee officer, thatís terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, thatís how far they are ahead of me.4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.2. Hey, is that a 9mm? Thatís nothing compared to this 44 magnum. 1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?