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    1) BREAKING NEWS: Suresh Kamadi just tried to hang himself in the CWG stadium. But the ceiling collapsed.

    2) The truth behind bulk sms banning is to stop kalmadi jokes and not Ayodhya

    3) Look at the brighter side; the more countries pull out, the higher India is ranked in the final medal’s tally.

    4) Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.

    5) Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
    A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)

    6) Whats common between CWG committee and students???
    Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....

    7) Prince Charles is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit Delhi, this may be his last chance to become the king!

    8) Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening to pull out of games! We now know these countries existed!

    9) A collapse a day keeps the athletes away

    10) Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir, No sir, its a Common Loot Game.
    Crores for my partner, crores for the dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name!

    11) AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI

    12) next edition of CWG will be called KWG, Kalmadi Wealth Games

    13)"Rain rain go away, Kalmadi wants to come out and play. Lyrics by M.S. Gill, Sung by Mani Shankar Aiyar, Music by A.R. Rahman!" goes an SMS doing the rounds.

    14) CWG: Corruption Wali Games (via Rohit Kapoor)

    15) Sign on CWG 100m race track Run Slow, Work in Progress"

    16)"Suresh Kalmadi must be the first choice if ISRO goes for trial and error experiments for manned space mission,"

    17)Some jokes are even cleverly laden with context. Ahead of the Allahabad High Court Ayodhya verdict, a tweet doing the rounds was:
    "Compromise proposal for Ayodhya: Let the Hindus construct a temple, but the project must be led by Kalmadi."
    ...being a human...



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