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    Anesthesia - A Russian princess

    Antacid - What little bugs get high on

    Artery - Study of paint

    Bacteria - The back door of the cafeteria

    Barium - What to do when treatment fails

    Benign - What you be after you be eight

    Blood work - Getting a job from a relative

    Bowel - The letters: A, E, I, O or U

    Bronchitis - Extinct animal

    Bunion - Paul's last name

    Caesarian Section - A neighborhood in Rome

    Cat Scan - Searching for Kitty

    Cataract - Fancy car: El Dorado, Coupe De Ville, etc

    Cauterize - Made eye contact with her

    Colic - A sheep dog; e.g., "Lassie"

    Coma - Punctuation mark

    bCongenital - Friendly

    Coronary - Domesticated yellow bird

    D&C - Where Washington is

    Diarrhea - Journal of daily events
    Dilate - To live long
    Enema - Not a friend

    Fester - Quicker than
    Fibula - A small lie

    GI Series - Ball game for soldiers

    Hangnail - Coat hook

    Heart - Causing pain to others

    HMO - Cable TV channel

    Humerus - To tell us what we want to hear

    Hypodermic - Big, fat, lazy zoo animal

    Impotent - Distinguished, well known

    Intestine - Currently taking an exam

    Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work

    Lumbar - What you build a house with

    Mamogram - A short note sent to your mother

    Medical Staff - A doctor's cane

    Morbid - A higher offer

    Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates

    Node - Was aware of

    Outpatient - A person who fainted

    Pap Smear - A fatherhood test

    Pelvis - A cousin to Elvis

    Postoperative - A letter carrier

    Protein - Favoring young people

    Recovery Room - A place to do upholstery (thanks Dad!)

    Rectum - Dang near killed 'em

    Scar - Rolled tobacco leaf

    Secretion - Hiding anything

    Seizure - A roman emperor

    Serology - Study of knighthood

    Tablet - A small table

    Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport

    Tibia - Country in North Africa

    Toothache - A pain that drives you to extraction

    Tumor - One more than one

    Urine - Opposite of "you're out"

    Varicose - Nearby

    Vein - Conceited, obsessed with looks

    White Count - Number of Caucasians

    Yawn - An honest opinion openly expressed

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