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    Apr 2010
    Alert, Nunavut, Canada

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    *Ellen Degeneres Virus - Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC

    Titanic Virus - Makes your whole computer go down

    Disney Virus - Everything in the computer goes Goofy

    Prozac Virus - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care

    Woody Allen Virus - Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card

    Paris Hilton Virus - Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop

    Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80GB, and
    then slowly expands to 300GB

    AT&T Virus - Every 3 minutes it tells you what a great service you are

    MCI Virus - Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for
    the AT&T Virus

    Viagra Virus - Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on
    your zip*

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