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    Cool Jokes Hahahaha

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    Kudh Kushi !!

    Chintoo Kudh Kushi Karne Ka Soch Kar Railway Station Chala Gaya Aur Waha Per Kuch Chicken Aur Juice Wagera Le Kar Beth Gaya

    Mintoo : Arey Chintoo !! Ye Sab Kya Hai ??

    Chintoo : Arey Yaar Saali Train Bohat Late Aati Hai .. Mein Ne Socha

    Kahi Bhook Se Na Mar Jaoo
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    Race !!

    Chintoo : Yar !! Mintoo Ye Sab Logh Bagh Kyoon Rahe Hein

    Mintoo : Yar Ye Race Laga Rahe Hein Cup Jeetne Ke Liye

    Chintoo : To Cup Kis Ko Mile Ga

    Mintoo : Yar Simple ! Jo Race Jete Ga

    Chintoo : Hein! To Phir Baqi Sab Kyoon Bagh Rahe Hein !

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    Aik bhai apne behnoiii (behan k shohar)
    ko kehta hai k meri behan ka khayaal rakhna.........
    issai khush rakhna suhaar(husband) kehta hai fikaar
    nahi karai mai bilkul apne behan ki tarah rakhoo ga issai

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    Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a
    headache!"
    Doctor: "Why?"
    Man: "Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head
    with it."

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    A man visited a headmaster who was playing chess with
    his dog. "Your dog must be must be very intelligent,"
    said the man.
    "Not really," said the headmaster. "I've won three
    games out of four."
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    Father: "Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
    Doctor: "It's God who has saved your life.
    after sometime.
    Doctor: "My fee??"
    Father: "'ll send it to God through money order"!!
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    Aik adme bas stop pay khara howa hota hai
    police walay us k pass a k pochtay hain k
    tum nay teen choron ko yahan say jatay hoye daikha hai
    wo adme bolta hai k :
    yahan say seedha jao to teen mohallay ayen gay
    pehlay ko chorna
    dosray ko chorna
    teesray mohallay main jana
    wahan ja k teen galiyaan ayen ge
    pehli ko chor na
    dosre ko chor na
    teesre gali main jana
    to waha teen dokanay ayen ge
    pehle dokan ko chorna
    dosre dokan ko chor na
    teesre dokan k saath saath jana
    to teen ghar ayen gay
    pehlay ghar ko chor na
    dosray ghar ko chor na
    teesre ghar main jana
    to wahan teen rooms ayen gay
    pehlay room ko chor na
    dosre room ko chor na
    teesre room main jana
    to wahan teen cupboards ayen ge
    pehle ko chor na
    dosre ko chor na
    teesre cupboard ko khulna
    to wahan teen derazain ayen ge
    pehle ko chor na
    dosre ko chor na
    teesre ko khulna
    to us main teen pictures rakhe hoe hoon ge
    pehle pic chor na
    dosre pic chor na
    teesre pic ko daikhna
    to wo pic mere maan ki hai
    or main apni maan ki qasam kha k kehta hoon k
    "MAIN NAY KISI CHOR KO NAHI DAIKHA"
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

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    "Life Boy"
    Murgi gye pani me
    Machli pakar kar lie
    ghar gye
    Life Boy se Nahie


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    lol they are some good ones especially this one... i dedicated this to kamala


    Race !!

    Chintoo : Yar !! Mintoo Ye Sab Logh Bagh Kyoon Rahe Hein

    Mintoo : Yar Ye Race Laga Rahe Hein Cup Jeetne Ke Liye

    Chintoo : To Cup Kis Ko Mile Ga

    Mintoo : Yar Simple ! Jo Race Jete Ga

    Chintoo : Hein! To Phir Baqi Sab Kyoon Bagh Rahe Hein !






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    yeh solu dat was da funny one
    thanks

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    haaaaa really solu

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    i lyk dat race one!! TFS

 

 

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