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    Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
    Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?
    Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun


    Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher…
    Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
    Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.


    Girl of 1960 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aja moray balma tera intezar hai.
    Girl of 2007 : Aye bahar hai…jia bekarar hai… aje moray balma warna dusra tayyar hai.


    Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
    Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!


    Rabri : Ka karat ho?
    Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
    Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
    Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.


    SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
    2ND : Gold ring de de.
    1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
    2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.


    A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.
    He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.


    Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?
    Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
    TT : Ticket hai?
    Sadhu : Nahin
    TT : Chalo
    Sadhu : Kahan?
    TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein






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