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    1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.

    Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle

    (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).

    Cure: Manoueuvre glass until open end is facing upward .


    2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.

    Cause : You're lying on the floor.

    Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.


    3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.

    Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.

    Cure: Quickly refill your glass!


    4. Symptom : The floor is moving.

    Cause : You're being dragged away.

    Cure: At least ask where they're taking you!


    5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.

    Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it !

    Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!


    6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.

    Cause : You're in the wrong house.

    Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.


    7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white
    and the music is very repetitive.

    Cause : You're in an ambulance.

    Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
    ...being a human...



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    All the Symptoms apply to me every saturday after I leave the bar at 2 A.M






    The meaning of the name Akili is 'Wisdom, intellect, sense'.

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    αм ι тнє σηє αη∂ σηℓу?
    υz уσυ'яє тнє σηℓу σηє
    ιт єℓт ѕσ ℓσηg αη∂ ℓσηℓєу
    ωαιтιηg σя
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    omg
    sorry dude .... Hash

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akili View Post
    All the Symptoms apply to me every saturday after I leave the bar at 2 A.M
    so u r a brand ambassador i think...a famous celebrity..|||
    which brand..u promoting?
    ...being a human...



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    hahaha... nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by no name View Post
    so u r a brand ambassador i think...a famous celebrity..|||
    which brand..u promoting?
    pick your choice between Jack Daniels and Jim Beam
    For me I like them both






    The meaning of the name Akili is 'Wisdom, intellect, sense'.

 

 

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