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09-07-2010, 02:35 PM #1
Funny SMS JOKES
* Gal:How Much u Love Me?
Gal:Then Wen vl u Build TAJMAHAL?
Boy:Already Purchasd Land Now Waiting 4 ur Death.
* Prof: Dfine Seminar...?
Stud: Seminar is defined as process in wich 1 person spoils his sleep 4 1 ni8 in an effort to mak othrs 2 sleep..
* A guy goes 2 Interview.
Manager : Wat is ur place of Birth?
Manager: Spell it?
Guy: No..No..Its Goa...!
* Movie Director,"Now u hav 2 jump 4rm 10th flor
" Actor,"But suppose I got injurd r kild
" Dir:"Tats Idea,coz its last scene of Movie"
* Newly married couple went 2 a Restuarant.
Husband: Darling,now v r just like 1 person.
Wife: Its ok.But dont 4get 2 order lunch 4 2.
* Mukesh n Anil hav bn advisd 2 take large doses of Hajmola!! Why??? ? ? ? cos Hajmola guarantees 2 solve al ur GAS prbs!!
* Crak n Jak wer watchng bungee jumpng.
Crak: Wana try it?
Jak: No way.I was born bcos of brokn rubber n I dont wana die bcos of it!
* Doctorls tak 3 spoonfuls of this medicine daily at night
Patient:I Cant do tat
Patient:I have 1ly 1 Spoon at my home
* Sonad,v vl soon Bcom Vry RICH.
Father:Wat makes u say so,my Son.?
Son:2mrw,my Teacher vl teach me how 2 convert Paisa In2 Rupees.
* Teacher:How com you do not comb your hair?
Boy:No comb, Sir.
Teacher:Use ur dad's then.
Boy: No hair, Sir.
* Wife 2 Husband : In da past month u said 'I Love You' 3 times 1ce 2 a Pizza, 1ce 2 a Sports Team n 1ce 2 ur Reflection.
* Crak:wat R U doin?
Jak:Recording dis baby voice.
Crak:y? Jak:Wen he grows up,I shal ask him wat he meant by dis?
* Wife: I hate da Beggar who came yesterday!
Wife: I gave him food yesterday n 2day he gifted me Book "How 2 Cook"!!
* Galfren 2 Boyfren:The time has com wen v shud get Married.
Boyfren: Tats OK,but who vl Marry us?
* Written outside a temple:
Q: Y shud v blieve in GOD?
A: Bcos ther r stil som ques wich cannot b answrd by GOOGLE.
* Gal: Will you still love me when my hair turns to silver.
Boyid not I love u through 4 other shades?
* Crak was SHOPPING
Shopkeeper: Sir,Do u want POCKET CALCULATOR.?
Crak: No Thanx.I know how many Pockets i hav..!
* In 1OO Mtr Race,It Was Announced 1 2 3 Start Al Startd Running Except Crack
Coach:y r u Stil Waiting?
Crack:My No Is 4
* Son: Daddy,4+3 How Much?
Krak: Idiot,u dont know anything? Go n bring calculator 4rm inside.I vl teach.
* Wash ur Mobile Cut it In2 Smal P ces Fry it Ad Spices N Som Oil ur Mob Pickle is Ready do it if u dont call or SMS Me..
The meaning of the name Akili is 'Wisdom, intellect, sense'. # 1000....
09-07-2010, 02:41 PM #2