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09-04-2010, 04:36 PM #1
Crude Sex Jokes X [ADULT CONTENT]
Q. What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
A. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.
Q. How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
A. When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
Q. What's a diaphragm?
A. A trampoline for D@#*heads.
Q. What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common?
A. The Hanger.
Q. What proof do we have that prostitution is recession-proof?
A. Everyone knows that hookers thrive on hard times.
Q. What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
A. They are both used as substitute meat.
Q. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A. A tearjerker.
Q. What's the difference between medium and rare?
A. 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Q. How is a woman like a road?
A. Both have manholes.
Q. What's the the definition of a vagina?
A. The box a P*$@# comes in.
Q. What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A. A scrotum pole!
Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
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09-04-2010, 06:41 PM #2