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    A news paper had a humour page with following matrimonials published in it.


    Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.


    Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average
    and must run the household at a good average.


    Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me desirous of marriage.
    I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious minded
    and keeps away from all sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin.
    I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects. Apply or reply.


    Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory.
    I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home.
    Friends come home only seven times a week.
    Girl preffered will carry me from bar to ghar-bar.
    Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample.


    I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage.
    The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl.
    The girl should be strictly a girl.
    The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord I.
    Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained.
    Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.


    Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with Security features

    The meaning of the name Akili is 'Wisdom, intellect, sense'. # 1000....

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    very funny...specially the Drunker one..thanks



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