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    Teacher: Why are you late?
    Manu: Because of the sign.
    Teacher: What sign?
    Manu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

    Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    Manu: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    Teacher: No, that's wrong
    Manu: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!


    Teacher: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    Manu: Me!

    Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    Manu: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."

    Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
    Manu: Brotherly love.

    Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
    Manu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

    Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    Manu: A teacher.

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