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    Default 18+ One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney 18+

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    One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She asks "Santa, will you stay with me?"

    Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go!
    I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"

    She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

    Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go!
    I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"

    She takes off everything and asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"

    Santa replies "Hey Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay!
    I can't get up the chimney with my dck this way!"
    sorry dude .... Hash

 

 

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