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    [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while

    [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

    [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
    the other is the husband!

    [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
    wanted cash.

    [5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
    purchased new school uniforms.

    [6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

    [7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
    cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

    [8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

    [9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

    [10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get

    Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.



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