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    For your kind perusal.
    Sardarji applied to a Medical School

    - Needless to say he never made it -
    Because these are the answers he gave for medical terms.

    Antibody - against everyone
    Artery - the study of fine paintings
    Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
    Benign - what you be after you be eight
    Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u
    Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
    Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
    Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
    Chronic - neck of a crow
    Coma - punctuation mark
    Cortisone - area around local court
    Cyst - short for sister
    Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
    Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
    Dislocation - in this place
    Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
    Enema - not a friend
    False Labor - pretending to work
    Genes - blue denim
    Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile
    Hernia - she is close by
    Hymen - greeting to several males
    Impotent - distinguished / well-known
    Labor Pain - hurt at work
    Lactose - people without feet
    Lymph - walk unsteadily
    Menopause - I no wait
    Microbes - small dressing gowns
    Obesity - City of Obe
    Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
    Protein - in favor of teens
    Pulse - grain
    Pus - small cat
    Red Blood Count - Dracula
    Rupture - Ecstasy
    Secretion - hiding anything
    Subcutaneous - not cute enough
    Suture - Gujarati for "what do you want"
    Tablet - small table
    Tumor - extra pair
    Ultrasound - radical noise
    Urine - opposite of you're out
    Varicose - very close
    Vas Deferens - extremely different
    Vein - at what time?
    Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny
    ...being a human...



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