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Thread: Patel brilliance!!!!!
09-11-2008, 05:42 AM #1
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Sardarji: I have a cow for you for just R500! Patelbhai."
Patelbhai: I'll take it, you can bring it to me tomorrow - here is the money
The next day: 'Sorry Patelbhai, but the cow died last night.
''Oh.. So, ok then. Just give me my money back''
'Sorry Bhaia, I already spend that money.'
''So, ok then. Just bring me the dead cow.'
So, SardarjI brought the dead cow to Patel the next morning.
A few weeks later, Sardarji bumped into Patel and asked him what he did with the dead cow:
'You won't believe it Sardarji ! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold 251 tickets for R5 each! I made a profit of R850! But, I didn't tell anyone the cow was dead..
''Yoh! And the people didn't complain?'
'Eish! Only the guy who won! So, I gave him back his R5 and he was happy!
Patel is now Minister of Finance in Gujarat.
09-11-2008, 06:01 AM #2
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