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    INFOSYSism
    You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

    WIPROism
    GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

    DELLism
    Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.

    IBMism
    You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.


    MICROSOFTism
    You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

    SUNism
    You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

    ORACLEism
    You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.


    SAPism
    You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.


    APPLEism
    You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

    SONYism
    You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.

    CITIBANKism
    Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.

    HPism
    You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.

    TATAism
    You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.
    ...being a human...



 

 

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