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    Laws Which Newton Forgot To State* (_)

    • Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
    • Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
    • Law of Mechanical Repair: after your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch.
    • Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
    • Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
    • LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
    • LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will !
    • LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
    • THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
    • LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.



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