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    Talking Santa & Banta's Jokes Khajana

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    1. Titanic was sinking.
    An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
    Santa: 2 KMs.
    Englishman jumped into sea.
    Englishman: Now, which direction?
    Santa: Downwards!


    2.Two days of powercut in Delhi had made
    life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi
    Metro station where families of Santa & Banta
    were struck for 48 hrs on escalators


    3. How did santa tried to kill a bird??

    He took it to the top of a building and
    dropped it from there to die.


    4. Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
    Doctor: When?
    Santa: 3 months back!
    Doctor: What were you doing till now?
    Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.


    5. Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta,
    who was just behind him in the line
    said: I've seen ur password.
    It?s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It?s 1394.


    6. Santa falls in love with a nurse...
    After much thinking, he finally writes a
    love letter to her: "I luv u sister."


    7. Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh
    goes for a walk in evening?
    Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.


    8. Pappu while filling up a form: What should
    I write against mother tongue.?
    Santa: Very long...!


    9. Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
    Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.


    10. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
    Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days.
    Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily
    since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.


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    A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl....



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