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    A police officer pulls over this guy who had
    been weaving in and out of the lanes.
    He goes up to the guy's
    window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow
    into this breathalyzer
    tube."
    The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an
    asthmatic. If I
    do that I'll have a really bad asthma
    attack."
    "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood
    sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that,
    I'll bleed to death."
    "Well, then we need a urine
    sample."
    "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a
    diabetic. If
    I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
    "Alright
    then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
    "I
    can't do that, officer."
    "Why not?"
    "Because I'm too
    drunk to do that!"
    ...being a human...



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    lol wait did da guy just pretty much told he is drunk
    i say smart officer for asking him to walk this white line
    sorry dude .... Hash

 

 

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