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    1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

    2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
    After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

    3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
    1. Tele-Phone
    2. Tele-Vision
    3. Tell to Woman

    If you Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

    4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

    5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
    Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
    Moral : BE SPECIFIC

    6. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
    They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
    Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
    just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
    because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

    7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

    8. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

    9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

    10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY twice.

    Because as per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake

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