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Thread: A rabbit and a bear
07-07-2010, 02:36 PM #1
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- Jan 2010
A rabbit and a bearA rabbit and a bear were walking in the woods, down on their luck. The bear was unattracive and lonely, and the rabbit was limp couldn't run very fast, thus not being able to keep up with the other rabbits.
Suddenly a wizard appeared who said that he would grant them 3 wishes each.
"I wish that all the bears in this wood become females!" said the bear.
"I wish for a motorcycle." said the rabbit
The bear thought some, and then said "I wish all bears in this land would become females!"
"I wish for a motorcycle helmet." said the rabbit.
The bear though long and hard, "For my final wish, I wish that all the bears in the world would become females!" said the bear and laughed at the rabbit "You can sod off now carrot-breath, I don't need you any more!"
The rabbit got up on his bike, put on his helmet and grinned at the bear
"I WISH THE BEAR BASTARD WOULD BECOME GAY!" and drove off.