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    dR Dazzler
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    Jan 2010

    Default A man owned a farm in Australia

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    A man owned a farm in Australia . The Tax Office claimed he was not paying

    proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.

    'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep.

    'Well,' replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.

    I pay him $500 a week plus free room and board. He also gets triple time for

    working on a Sunday and a slab of beer for a Happy Hour every Friday"

    'The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $400 per week plus free

    room and board. She doesn't work on Sundays and I provide paid satellite

    television for free in her room.

    'Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about

    90% of all the work around here. He makes about $20 per week, pays his own room

    and board, and I buy him a bottle of whisky every Saturday night. He also sleeps

    with my wife occasionally. '

    'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent.

    'That would be me,' replied the farmer.



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