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Thread: Wishful Thinking
07-07-2010, 09:41 AM #1
Shrek, Shahrukh Khan and Aishwarya Rai were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the World, but how can I be sure?
Shahrukh Khan said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've Never had it confirmed..'
Aishwarya Rai agreed. 'I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but Sometimes I wonder.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Shahrukh Khan was the hottest and Aishwarya Rai was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world!'
Aishwarya Rai followed and boasted 'it is true, it has been confirmed that I am the Sexiest Woman alive!!'
Shahrukh Khan walked in, head bent, tears in his eyes and asked, "Who the Hell is Akili?
The meaning of the name Akili is 'Wisdom, intellect, sense'. # 1000....
07-07-2010, 10:47 AM #2