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    Interview Rejects
    We know that interview rejects are very common but on what basis the candidate gets rejected is important, mentioned below are some funny reasons which will definitely bring smile on your face..........


    So next time when u go for an interview be prepared for these questions....

    Story I

    E: Do u have a boyfriend?

    C: I have.

    E: Is he working Locally?

    C: No. He is working Overseas.

    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!

    C: Why?

    E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

    Story II

    E: Any girl friends?

    C: No.

    E: So far chased any before?

    C: Have, but not successful.

    E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?

    C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.

    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.

    C: Why?

    E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

    Story III

    E: Any girlfriends?

    C: Yes.

    E: Is she pretty?

    C: Yes.

    E: Is she your first lover?

    C: Yes.

    E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

    Story IV

    E: Any girlfriends?

    C: Yes.

    E: Is she your first lover?

    C: No. Have a few already.

    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are

    a "grasshoper"!

    (Job hoper lah!)

    Story V

    E: Any boyfriends?

    C: Yes.

    E: Is he rich ?

    C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.

    E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!

    C: But,...... there is no position in his company.

    E: Then,..... what is your qualification?

    C: Secretary!

    E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect our managers' working spirits.

    C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.

    E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!
    ...being a human...



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