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    Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

    Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

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    Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?


    Customer: What other colors do you have?

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    Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.

    Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

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    Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

    Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

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    Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!

    Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

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    Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!

    Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

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    Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

    Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

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    Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

    Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

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    Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

    Son: That's why I say she's no good!



 

 

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