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    1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for

    I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.. In fact,

    Just piss off and leave me alone.

    2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

    3. No one is listening until you fart.

    4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

    5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

    6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a

    Couple of mortgage payments.

    7. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.

    That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their


    8.. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and

    He will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably

    Well worth it.

    11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

    12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.

    13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

    14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... And most of that comes from

    Bad judgment.

    15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

    16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one


    17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

    18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

    19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse - then

    Things just keep getting worse.

    20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
    ...being a human...



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