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    Newton's untold Laws LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

    LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

    LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

    LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

    BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    THEATER RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

    LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.




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