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    A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away

    Sardar ran to catch the donkey.

    He saw a zebra & started beating it & said

    'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka

    De raha hai'.



    Santa took his wife and son into to the big city shopping one saturday. As they approached town, they were astonished by the sky scrapers.

    Santa never having been to the big city himself decided to let the wife out at the local mall while he and the son did some sight- seeing.

    They entered a large building with an enormous lobby. The son noticed this door on the wall and ask Santa what it was for?

    Santa not knowing decided to get closer for better observation. A few minutes later a old lady with a cane comes over and presses a button located near the door, the door opens and the old lady enters a small room. The door proceeds to close and Santa and son stand there amazed as lights blink over the door when all of a sudden the door opens and a very beautiful young lady exits.

    Astonished, Santa looks at his son while scratching his head, and say's, "Son, I don't know what just happened, but run fast and fetch your mother."



    Fed up with people making fun of him, Santa Singh decided to change his religion. He joined a priest in a church as his assistant.

    One day the priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, He called Santa D'Costa (his new assistant) and asked him to cover for him.

    Santa told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to stay with him for a little while and learn what to do.

    Santa joined the priest and then followed him into the confessional. A few minutes later a woman came in and said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"

    Priest: "What did you do?"
    Woman: " I committed adultery"
    Priest: "How many times?"
    Woman: "Three times"
    Priest: "Say Two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more"

    A few minutes later a man entered the confessional. He said "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"
    Priest: "What did you do?"
    Man: "I committed adultery"
    Priest: "How many times?"
    Man: "Three times"
    Priest: "Say two Hail Marys, put $ 5.00 in the charity box, and sin no more"

    Santa, a quick learner, told the priest that he understood the job and the priest could leave. Santa D'costa was now alone. A few minutes later another woman entered and said
    "Father, forgive me for I have sinned"
    Santa: "What did you do?"
    Woman: "I committed adultery"
    Santa: "How many times?"
    Woman: "Once"
    Santa: "Go do it two more times, we have a special offer this week, three times for $ 5.00"
    ...being a human...



 

 

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