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  1. #1
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    Teacher: 'What is your name?'
    Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
    Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'

    Student: 'My name is Sunlight.

    Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
    Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
    Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
    Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."

    Teacher: What happened in 1869?
    Student: Gandhiji was born.
    Teacher: What happened in 1873?
    Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

    Teacher: What is the full form of maths?

    Vinod: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

    Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?

    Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
    Vinod : A holiday

    Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '

    Vinod: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'

    How old is ur father.
    Sunny: As old as I am.
    Teacher: How is it possible?

    Vinod: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

    Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
    Student: 32 yrs.
    Teacher: How do you know?
    Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

    ...being a human...

  2. #2
    I am Brown so ARe you DOwN?
    Join Date
    Mar 2008


    these r funny...but i neva got to do teahers were british and american
    sorry dude .... Hash



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