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    Default And then the fight started!

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    My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my
    kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
    drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
    I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'
    'Yes,' She sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend.
    I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many
    years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
    'My God!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
    celebrating that long?'
    And then the fight started...


    A woman is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.
    She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
    'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me
    a compliment.'
    The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
    And then the fight started.....
    ...being a human...



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