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    Boss: Where were you born?
    sardar : Punjab ..
    Boss : which part ?
    sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

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    Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
    Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
    Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
    Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child


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    2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
    Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
    sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.


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    Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
    Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
    Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
    petrol se start hoti hai
    .


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    Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
    are you removing a wheel from your auto.
    sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.


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    Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He
    gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.


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    Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
    Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
    Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


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    On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
    Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile
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    In an interview,
    Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
    Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
    Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
    Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...


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    Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
    Patient : Yes. A good doctor
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    Banta: U cheated me.
    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
    Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!


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    Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
    Banta: Thank God! I thought it was a new one
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    How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
    Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....


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    A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
    Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya
    .


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    At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
    Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?


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    Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...
    drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge
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