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    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
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    Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there
    is not enough money?

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    Why does someone Believe you
    when you say there are four billion stars;
    but have to check when you say
    the paint is still wet?

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    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

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    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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    Whose idea was it to put an 'S'
    in the word 'lisp'?

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    If people evolved from apes,
    Why are there still apes?

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    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

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    Is there ever a day that mattresses
    are not on sale?

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    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something
    new to eat will have materialized?

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    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

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    Why is it that no plastic bag will open
    from the end on your first try?

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    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

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    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't
    we say, 'That really hurt, why don't
    you watch where you're going?'

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    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

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    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we
    complained about the heat?

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    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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    And my FAVORITE......

    The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
    friends -- if they're okay, then it's you

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    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
    > because we forget if we switch da batteries it will work agen or just too lazy to get up and get new batteries and den put it in.
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    Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there
    is not enough money?

    > well, that is how the america works lol...they still rip u off when u have nothing.
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    Why does someone Believe you
    when you say there are four billion stars;
    but have to check when you say
    the paint is still wet?

    > ppl go can't go check how many stars in the sky..but they can check ur paint its not far like sky.
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    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    >he is a freaking animal lol.
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    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    > superman can't take the weight of a revolver
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    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    > because they can't think right without their thinking helmet
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    Whose idea was it to put an 'S'
    in the word 'lisp'?

    > the person was bored out of his mind when he made the word lol.
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    If people evolved from apes,
    Why are there still apes?

    > apes r ugly...so, something ugly gotta be there...or man hormone wouldnt b normal
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    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

    > ask the retards who makes the bubbles
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    Is there ever a day that mattresses
    are not on sale?

    > umm no becaz ppl do bad stuff on their bed
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    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something
    new to eat will have materialized?

    > mommy or somebdy went to grocery shopping while u r away :rock:
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    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    > evebdy thinks his/her vacuum a monster thats why lol
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    Why is it that no plastic bag will open
    from the end on your first try?
    > Because you haven't learned to tell which end is the right end. < not funny but accurate answer.
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    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    > they die in there duffer lol
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    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't
    we say, 'That really hurt, why don't
    you watch where you're going?'

    > we got manners lol
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    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    >we are too excited excited to watch whats under the table haha
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    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we
    complained about the heat?

    >its hot thats why lol. DUH!!
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    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    > umm they r not the ppl would normally bring up in a convo
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    And my FAVORITE......

    The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
    friends -- if they're okay, then it's you

    >my brain neva stops working lol, i m retarded to answer dis Q, I fight with my head not with my hand lol
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    sorry dude .... Hash

 

 

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