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    Bill’s cuckoo clock stops keeping time correctly, so he takes it to a repair shop. The old shopkeeper asks in a heavy German accent, “Vat sims to be ze problem?”

    Bill replies, “It doesn’t work right. Instead of going tick tock tick tock, it just goes tick tick tick.”

    The old German rummages behind the counter. He pulls out a flashlight and walks over to the clock. Shining the beam directly on the clock face, he says in menacing tones, “Ve haf vays of making you tock!”




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