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Thread: The "real man" test
05-17-2010, 07:40 AM #1
The "real man" test
(Answers at the bottom....DON' T CHEAT!)
One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get your three children ready for school.
Your first question to her is:
A. "Do they need to eat or anything?"
B. "They're in school already?"
C. "There are three of them?"
What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they finally
got to the Promised Land?
A. He was being tested.
B. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they finally got there.
C. He refused to ask for directions.
You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's attractive and intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two
of you are taking it easy. You're watching a Cricket game; then out of the clear blue sky, she tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but, she can no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is going. She says she's not asking whether you want to get married; only whether you believe that you have some kind of future together. What do you say?
A. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future, but you don't want to rush it.
B. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you can not honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make a lasting commitment, and you don't want to hurt her by holding out false hope.
C. That you cannot believe the Tendulkar was given out LBW on such a high delivery.
Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you want to spend the rest of your life with her, sharing the joys and the sorrows the world has to offer, come what may. How do you tell her?
A. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner.
B. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say her name, and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze blowing through her hair and the stars in her eyes, you tell her.
C. Tell her what?
What is the human race's single greatest achievement?
C. Remote control.
As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss the most?
C. Cherry bombs.
NOTE: All "real men" answered "C" to all of these questions.
Knowing this, women will have come far in understanding men and enriching their own lives if they carefully review the "C" answers. It will help you be more understanding of your man.