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Thread: Mad Lawyer
05-15-2010, 01:25 PM #1
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- Jan 2010
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene the lawyer was hopping up and down the rage, complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMV.
''Officer, look what they've done to my new BMW!!'' he shrieked.
''You lawyer are so materialistic, you make me sick,'' retorted the officer ''You're so worried about stupid BMW that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!''
''Oh my Gaaad....'' replied the lawyer, looking down and noticing for the first time the bloody stump where his left arm had once been. ''We've got to find it. It has my Rolex on it!''