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    Lady : Is this my train?
    Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
    Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
    Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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    Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?
    Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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    Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
    Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste?
    Customer:No, I can't.
    Waiter:Then does it really matter?
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    Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
    Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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    Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
    Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.
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    Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
    Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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    Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
    Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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    Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
    Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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    Man: How old is your father?
    Boy: As old as me.
    Man : How can that be?
    Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
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    Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
    Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
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    funny 1
    Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.

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    lolllllllllllll
    sorry dude .... Hash

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    jkzzzz


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    haha t4s really funny

    aww thanks payal, luv ya too.


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    thnx bro i have read them b4 but still funny



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    LMOA... the first one was the best ... thnxz for the laugh






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    lol TFS






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    lollllllllll....

 

 

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