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    Smile Some light humor quotes....‏

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    1. One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. -- Edgar Watson Howe

    2. A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your
    success! -- Doug Larson

    3. A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie! -- Eric Bolton

    4. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -- Will Rogers

    5. Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. -- Mickey Rooney

    6. Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. -- Tim Allen

    7. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. -- Erica Jong

    8. Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ? -- Benny Hill
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    Alys do make pple face smile .. even dey laugh on u.. bt mak dem smile !!

 

 

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