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    Har karz dosti ka ada karega kaun,
    Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti karega kaun.
    Ay khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
    Verna mere jeene ki dua karega kaun.

    Jawani agar diwani na hoti to jahan mein mohabbat nahi hoti.
    Ya tim timate sitarein na hote to raat itni suhani na hoti.

    Dil se tumhe kaise mita de,
    Hum tumhe kaise bhoola de.
    Ji to chahata hai duniya chor de,
    Ya phir judai dene wale in duniya walo ko phod de.

    Kehete hai ishq mein neend udd jaati hai,
    Koi humse bhi to ishq kar ke dekhe,
    Kambhaqt hummain neend bahut aati hai.

    Kaun kambaqt bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai
    Kaun kambaqt bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai
    Asoka ke liye maine Filmfare Award nahi jeeta hai

    Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote
    Tawaaif ke taqdeer mein shohar nahin hote
    Jo achchi film banate hai woh Karan Johar nahin hote

    Suna chunni babu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi
    Suna chunni babu, ab humein tawaaif ishq ki baatein seekhayegi
    Aditya Chopra kya kam tha, jo ab yeh humein pakaayegi

    Thakurain, tawaaif ki toh taqdeer nahin hoti
    Thakurain, tawaaif ki toh taqdeer nahin hoti
    Is liye we never invest money in LIC jeevan jyoti

    Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya
    Silsila yeh chaahat ka na maine bujhne diya
    Bade Miya Bade Miya Chotte Miya toh Chhote Miya

    Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam
    Sheeshe se sheesha takraye jo bhi ho anjaam
    Shriram Jairam Jai jai Ram
    *
    Dola Re Dola Re Dole re Dola Dola Re Dola Re
    Dole re Dola Wait a minute, chakkar aa raha hai!

    Humpe yeh kisne haraa rang daala
    Humpe yeh kisne haraa rang daala
    Chill yaar... Holi hai

    Tut jaate hai kabhi gaherein rishtey bhi,
    Gair ban jaate hai pal bhar mein apne bhi.
    *
    Ek na ek shamma andhere mein jalaye rakhiye,
    Subha hone ko hai mauhol banaye rakhiye,
    Kaun jane wo kis gali se guzre,
    Har gali ko phoolo se sajaye rakhiye!

    Dava bhi kam na aaye,
    Dua bhi kam na aaye.
    Bas dost teri muskurahat kam aaye!

    Yeh mat pucho tum bin hum kya kya khote rahe,
    Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote rahe,
    Na din gujre hai na raatein,
    Bas kuch bechain se hum hote rahe!

    Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se
    Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye,
    Jab pata chala ke nazrein hi tirchi hai,
    Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!

    Har nazar nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
    Har dil mein ek chahat hti hai,
    Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJ MAHAL banana…..
    Par har dil mein ek mumtaz jarur rehti hai!

    Teri nafarat mein wo dam nahi jo meri chaht ko mita de,
    Yeh mohabat hai koi khel nahi jo koi haske bhoola de!

    Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota,
    Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota.
    Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna,
    Shishe se bana hai pathar se dur rakhna!

    Log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath,
    Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
    Magar ab karenge zaar gaur ke saath,
    Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!

    Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap mar jaye,
    Maut ka bahana ho aur hum inke ghar jaye.
    Aisa mat keh aye zaalim,ye ek paap hoga,
    Tu bhi ek din ek haseena ka baap hoga!

    Teri nafrat mein dam nahi jo meri chahat ko mita de,
    Yeh mohabbat hai koi khel nahi jo kohi haske bhula de.

    Khuda kare in haseeno ke baap merjaye,
    Maut ka bahan ho aur hum inke ghar jaye,
    Ais mat keh a zalim ye ek paap hoga,
    Tu bhi kisi din ek hasina ka baap hoga

    Heart hai magar attack nahi,
    Blood hai magar pressure nahi,
    Dil hai magar dildar nahi.
    Likhte hai unhe jo yaad aate hai.
    Unhe kya likhe jo sada dil mein rehte hai.

    Nazar se nazar milti hai,
    Dil se dil milte hai,
    Magar is duniya mein chanewale,
    Badi mushkil se milte hai.

    Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
    Hame aise attract kiya,
    Ke sabko neglect karke,
    Tumhe hi select kiya.

    Request karti hun,
    Refuse mat karna,
    Dil ka bulb jalakar,
    Fuse na udana.

    Mein tere khawb dekhu,
    Bhale hi tu mujhe bhool jaye,
    Dekhte hi dekhte magar,
    Aankho me paani bhaar aaye.

    Patjhad, sawan, basant, bahar,
    Ek baras ke mausam chaar,
    Paanchva mausam pyaar ka.........intezaar ka.

    saaz hai magar, gaana nahi aata.
    Botal hai magar, sharab nahi aata.
    Dard hai magar, rona nahi aata

    Kabhi na kabhi to baharon ke phool murjha jayenge,
    Bhule bhi kabhi hum tumhe yaad ayenge,
    Ehsaas hoga tumhe meri dosti ka jab hum bahot dur chale jayenge.

    Bada armaan tha tere sang jeevan bitanne ka,
    Shikwa he bas tere khamosh reh jaane ka,
    Dewaangi isse badkar bhi kya hogi,
    Aaj bhi intajaar hai tere aane ka.
    *
    Yeh dil pyaar ke kabil na rah,
    Koi bhi izhaar ke kabil na raha,
    Is dil mein bas gai dosti aapki,
    Abh to chand bhi deedar ke kabil na rah.

    Kehte hai ishq mein need ud jati hai,
    Are koi humse bhi to pyaar kare,
    Kambakth hume neend bahot ati hai.

    Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
    Shama bujh ke bhi jal sakti hai,
    Mayus na ho irade na badal,
    Kismat kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai
    Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,
    Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta,
    Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,
    Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta.

    Phulon se khubsurat koi nahi,
    Sagar se gehara koi nahi,
    Ab aapki kya tariff karu,
    Dosto mein aap jaisa dost koi nahi.

    Dosti ki hai, Nibhani to padegi,
    Aapki taklif hume baatni to padegi,
    Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kaam ki,
    Aapke liye mar na sake to zindagi kis kam ki.

    Zindagi ki rahon mein tumhe jo gam milenge,
    Mere hoslon se kam milenge,
    Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,
    Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karna aur samne hum milenge.

    Har baat ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
    Har jagha par baitne intezar nahi hota,
    Yun to milti hai hazaron se nazrein,
    Har nazar ka milna pyar nahi hota.

    Yaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
    Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana

    Ae dil kisiki yaad mein rona fizul hai,
    Aasu bade anmol hai, Inhe khona fizul hai,
    Ro to unke liye jo tumpar nissar hai,
    Uske liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazar hai.

    Kaash vadon ka matlab wo samajhte,
    Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
    Nazar milti hai hazaron nazaron se,
    Kaash meri nazaron ka matlab wo samajhte

    Aankhon ki zuban wo samajh nahi pate,
    Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
    Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
    Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate

    Har bat ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
    Har jagah par baitna intezar nahi hota,
    Yun to milti hai hazoron se nazrein,
    Har nazar ka milna pyar nahi hota

    Ae dil kisiki yaad mein rona fizul hai!
    Aasu bade anmol hai,
    Inhe khona fizul hai,
    Ro to unke liye jo tumpar nissar hai,
    Unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazar hai
    Kaash vadon ka matlab wo samajhte,
    Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
    Nazar milti hai hazaron nazron se,
    Kaash meri nazron ka matlab wo samajhte

    Aankhon ki zubhan wo samajh nahi pate,
    Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,
    Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
    Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate

    Yaaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
    Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana

    Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
    Woh repeat kar doonga...
    Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
    Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...

    Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
    Aur lonely hain...
    Problem ye hai ki bus voh
    READ-ONLY hain...

    Shayad mere pyar ko taste
    karna bhool gaye...
    Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
    ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...

    Tumhare samne hain itney items
    kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
    Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
    kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

    Roz subha hum karte hai
    itne pyar se unhe good morning...
    woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
    jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
    *
    Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
    Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

    Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
    Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

    Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
    Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated .gif

    Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
    Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

    Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
    Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

    Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
    Tum usay debug karna, wait main karoonga

    Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
    Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

    Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
    What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

    Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
    Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail

    Shaadi ke pehle......

    Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,
    Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin
    Mumtaz nahin MILTI,

    Shaadi ke baad......

    Takdir hai magar kismat nahin khulti,
    Tajmahal banana chahta hoon lekin
    Mumtaz nahin MARTI!

    Ishq ek shokh nigaah hai dost,
    Unpe mit jaane ki ek chaah hai dost,
    Ishq manzil nahin, koi iraadaa bhi nahin,
    Jhoot ke jangal se alag,
    Sach ki ek raah hai dost.

    Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
    Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
    Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...

    Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
    Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

    Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face ,
    Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

    Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
    Phir bhi tumhe dekhkar mera, system hota hai crash
    Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai,
    Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.

    Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
    Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
    Aur khuda tumse puche..
    'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '

    Woh ladki hi kya jiska koi dilbar na ho,
    woh ladki hi kya jiska koi dilbar na ho,
    woh nal hi kya jiska koi plumber na ho,
    woh samosa hi kya jisme aaloo na ho...
    woh samosa hi kya jisme aaloo na ho...
    woh bihar hi kya jisme laaloo na ho.

    door se dekha to tera chehra nazar aaya
    door se dekha to tera chehra nazar aaya
    paas aane ki himmat hi nahi hui.

    jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
    jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
    dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
    bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

    Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
    Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
    Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
    Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche.

    Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
    tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
    kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

    Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
    Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
    Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.

    ladka bola :
    kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
    bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.

    Ladki boli:
    Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
    kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
    Irshaad.....Irshaad..............

    Ladki boli:
    Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
    Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

    Ladka bola :
    Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
    Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.


    Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
    Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
    Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai


    Tumne mere man se khela
    Tumne mere tan se khela
    Tumne mere dhan se khela
    Wah, Wah Wah !well played! well played!

    Abe raat ko hi dosto ki yaad aati hai,
    Din ko kya ladkiya nazar aati hai.
    Din ko message kiya kar yaar,
    Raat ko humein some se hain pyar.

    Guzre huwe kal ki yaad aati hai,
    Kuch lamho se aakhen bhar aati hai.
    Who subah rangeen who shaam nirali doob jaati hai,
    Jab aap jaisi dosto ki yaad aati hai.

    Agar kal hum nahi bhi rahe,
    Hamari yaadein sada rahengi.
    Sirf nazare uthake chaand ko dekhna,
    Hamari dosti ki tasvir waha bani rahegi.

    Jab dosti ki daastan waqt sunayega,
    Hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad aayega.
    Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ko,
    Jab aap ke saath guzra zamana yaad aayega.

    Deta nahi mali bhi sahara mujhko,
    Yeh hawa bhi lazzati hai mujhko,
    Murjhaye hue phool kabhi khilte nahi,
    Ruthe hua pyar kabhi lautta nahi.

    God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,
    Lekin bheja to aisa bheja ki bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja.
    Yeh mujhe kisi ne bheja isliye maine tujhe Bheja.

    Message per message bheja karte ho,
    Bheja kharab karte ho.
    Khud ke bheje mein to kuch nahin auro ka bheja hua bheja karte ho.
    *
    Ae dil kisi ki yaad mein rona fizul hai,
    Aasu bade anmol hai.
    Inhe khona fizul hai,
    Rowo to unke liye jo tumpar nisar hai.
    Unke liye kya roha jinke deewane hazar hai.

    Ho sakta hai bearish ke baad aasman neela na ho,
    Ho sakta hai dhoop aane par sarso pili na ho,
    Par aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki tumhari yaad aye aur aankhen gili na ho.

    Is duniya mein dost kam milenge,
    Is duniya mein gham hi gham milenge,
    Jaha duniya pher legi,
    Us mod pe dost humhi “HUM” milenge….

    Leher aati hai kinare se palat jaati hai,
    Yaad aati hai dil mein sama jaati hai,
    Leher aur yaad main fark sirf itna hai ki,
    Leher bewaqt aati hai yaad har waqt aati hai.

    Zindagi ke safar mein rahi milte hai bichad jane ko,
    Aur de jate hai yaadein, tanhayee mein tadpane ko.

    Tumhe gairo se kab fursat, Hum apne gam se kab khali,
    Chalo ho chukka milna, Na tum khali na hum khali.

    Jidhar dekho udhar isq ke bimaar baithe hai,
    Hazaro mar chuke hai, Sekado tayyar baithe hai.

    Ishq karnay ke bhi kuch adaab hua kartay hain....
    Jagti ankhon ke bhi kuch khawab hua kartay hain.......
    Har koi ro ke dekhlayee ye zarori toh nahi .......
    Khush ankhon mein bhi sehlaab hua kartay hain…..

    Ansuo se palak bhigo leta hu,Yaad teri ati hain to ro leta hu.....
    Socha ke bhoola du tujhey mager,Har baar faisla badal deta hu..........

    Chaho to dil se hamko mitta dena
    Chaho to humko bhula dena
    Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari
    To rona nahi Bus muskura dena...

    Socha tha har mode pet era intezaar karenge.
    Par kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.

    Teri kayenat main ay khuda mera yeh dil kahi laga nahi.
    Jo tassalia mere dil ko de who abhi tak mujhe mili nahi.

    Dil se dil badi mushkil se milte hai,
    Tofanoo mein sahil badi mushkil se milte hai.
    Yu to mil jaate hain hazaron,
    Magar aap jaise dost nasib walon ko milte hai.

    Pyar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke adha piya aur adha chhod diya,
    Yaron ye pyar hai pyar, nahi koi VIM BAAR, jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya.

    Unki gali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te kutte humare yaar ho gaye,
    Woh to humare ho na sake, hum kutto ke sardar ho gaye.

    Humein to apno ne luta,gairo mein kahan dum tha,
    meri kashti thi dubi wahan, Jahan pani kam tha…

    Guzre hue kal ki yaad aati hai,
    Kuch lamho se aankhein bhar aati hai,
    Wo sham nirali dub jati hai,
    Jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai..

    Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,
    Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,
    Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum,
    Phir kaise na kahu?….. kuch khas ho tum….

    Kisi ke dhadakte dil ke peeche jaroor koi baat hoti hai,
    Kisi ke udas dil ke peeche kisiki yaad hoti hai,
    Aap ko pata ho-na-ho,
    Aap ki khushi ke peeche meri fariyaad hoti hai…..

    Hum haste hai to wo samajhte hai ki inhe aadat hai muskurane ki,
    Lekin who naadan kya samajhe ki yeh bhi ek ada hai gum chupane ki….

    Chaho to dil se humko mita dena,chaho to humko bhula dena,
    Par yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad hamari,
    Rona mat sirf muskura dena…..

    Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
    Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
    Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye taj mahal banana,
    Kyu ki har dil mein 5/6 mumtaz to hoti hai….

    Suraj se kaho ki roshni dena chod de,
    Sitaro se kaho ki timtimana chod de,
    Agar tum nahi aa sakte to apni yadoon se kaho humein satana chod de….

    Yun to hum kisika peecha nahi karte,
    Darde dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
    Ittefaq ki baat hai ki ye dosti aap se hai,
    Varna itni kimti cheez hum kisiko diya nahi karte…

    Sabne kaha ishq dard hai,
    Humne kaha ye dard Kabul hai,
    Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
    Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna Kabul hai……

    Zamane ke darr se teri tasvir toilet mein chupa rakhi hai,
    Didar ho tera bar bar isiliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai….

    Ruuth kar tum mujhe bhulane lage,
    Itne durr hue ke bahut yaad aane lage,
    Kaise bhuladu tumhe ek pal mein,
    Jab tujhe pane mein mujhe zamane lage….

    Aankhon pe aasoon ki lakir ban gai,
    Kabhi na socha tha aisi takdir ban gai,
    Humne to phirai thi reet mein ungliya,
    Gaur se dekha to tumhari tasveer ban gai…..
    *
    Hasraton ki nigaho pe sakht pehra hai,
    Na jane kis umeed pe ye dil thehra hai,
    Teri chahton ki kasam ae dost,
    Apni dosti ka rishta pyar se bahot zada gehra hai…..

    Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,
    Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb rota hai,
    Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare….

    Ishq ke rishte kitne ajib hote hai….
    Durr rehke bhi kitne karib hote hai,
    Meri barbadi ka gum na karo yaro,
    Ye to apne apne nasib hote hai…..

    Deewane hai tere naam ke is baat se inkar nahi,
    Kaise kahe ki hume aapse pyar nahi,
    Kuch to kasoor hai aapki adao ka,
    Hum akele to gunhegar nahi…..

    Jo humse milte hai hum unse dil se milte hai,
    Warna hum toh wo shaks hai jo khwabon mein bhi badi mushkil se milte hai…..

    Mera din teri raat se acha hoga,
    Mera dil tere jazbaat se acha hoga,
    Jis din niklegi teri doli,
    Ghoonghat utha ke dekhna….. mera janaza bhi teri doli se acha hoga…..

    Jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kafi hai,
    Dil ke kalam se likhi yeh dastaan hi kafi hai,
    Teer ki kya zaroorat e-janam,
    Qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hi kafi hai….

    Khamosh se tum rehne lage ho,
    Intezaar kisika karne lage ho,
    Yakinan kisise hui hai mohabbat,
    Bina baat ke hi muskurane lage ho…..

    Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
    Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
    Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
    Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai…..

    Lehar aati hai kinare se palat jati hai,
    Yaad aati hai dil mein sama jati hai,
    Lehar aur yaad mein fark sirf itna hai,
    Lehar bewaqt aati hai aur yaad har waqt aati hai….

    Tusi bade hi great ho, Rasgulle di plate ho,
    Pepsi da crate ho,
    Ande da omlate ho,
    Par jo bhi ho mere sweet friend ho….

    Tum milo na milo milne ka gam nahi,
    Tum pas se nikal jao milne se kam nahi,
    Mana ke tumhe humari kadar nahi,
    Magar unse pooch jinhe hum hassil nahi….
    Pyar kya hota hai?… Kya ye kabhi pura hota hai?
    Aji ye kya pura hoga,
    Iska to pehla akshar hi adhura hota hai….

    Tanhai mein waqt barbad kiya karte hai,
    Hum har din har pal tumhe yaad kiya karte hai,
    Mein nahi janta gharwale batate hai,
    Hum neend mein bhi aapka naam liya karte hai…..

    Ittefaq se hum mile,
    Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
    Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
    Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
    Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai….


    Kaash banane wale ne dil kach ke banaye hote,
    Todne walo ke hathon mein zakhm to aaye hote…..

    Mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai.
    Bachhe ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai.
    Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka.
    Are yaar kanjoosi ki bhi had hoti hai.

    Is duniya mein dost kam milenge, is duniya mein gham hi gham milenge, jaha duniya nazar fer legi, us mod per dost tumhe hum milenge.

    Aashman se barse moti jo bikhrne se toot na jaye, dosti aisi mat karna aaj rahe kal toot na jaye.

    Zubaan se naam lete hai,
    Aankhon se aansu chalak jaate hai.
    Kabhi hazaro baatein kiya karte the,
    Aaj ek baat ke liye taras jaate hai.

    Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
    Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
    Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
    Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai.

    Zaruri to nahi jine ke liye sahara ho,
    Zaruri to nahi hum jinke hai who humara ho,
    Kuch kashtiya dub bhi jaya karti hai,
    Zaruri to nahi har kashti ka kinara ho.

    Phoolon ki har kali khusbu de aapko,
    Suraj ki har kiran roshni de aapko,
    Hum to kuch den eke qabil nahi,
    Magar dene wala har khushi de aapko.

    Yeh mat sochna bhool jayenge tumhe,
    Door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe,
    Agar dost banker raas na aaye,
    To ajnabee banker bhi yaad aayenge tumhe.

    Ae mere SMS, mere dost ke paas jana,
    Agar who so rahe ho to shor mat machana,
    Jab who jaage to dheere se muskarana,
    Phir dil ka haal batana – Miss u.

    Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi,
    Sagar se gehara koi bahi.
    Ab aapki kya tariff karoo,
    Dosto mein aap jaisa pyara koi nahi.

    Har kisi ko mukkammal jahaan nahi milta,
    Kahin jameen to kahin aasman nahi milta.



    Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
    Ma ne kaha paro ko chodd do,
    Paro ne kaha daroo chhod do,
    Aapko kisne kaha SMS karma chhod do.

    Sirf chahne se mulakat nahi hoti,
    Suraj ke saath kabhi raat nahi hoti,
    Hum jise chahete hai jaan se bhi jayada,
    Saamne hote hai par baat nahi hoti.

    Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
    Dil mein lagi aag ko dikhaya nahi jata,
    Kitni bhi doori ho dosti mein,
    Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jata.

    Knowing a friend like you has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let you go. I will find the million reasons to make you stay.

    Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge.
    Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge.
    Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge.
    Ghanti bajayenge aur bhag jayenge.

    Maine poocha chand se “Dekha hai kahi mere yaar sa kahi.”
    Chand ne kaha “ sale itni upar se dikhta hai kya.”

    Har mazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
    Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
    Mumkin nahi hare k ke liye tajmahal banana,
    Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaj hoti hai.

    Din ko chain nahi,
    Raat ko aaram nahi,
    Ji na lage kahi,
    E khuda kya yehi pyar hai?
    Are, paagal ye pyar nahi India ki garmi hai.

    Zindagi mohtaz nahi manzilo ki,
    Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai.
    Marta nahi ko kisi se juda hoke,
    Waqt sabko jina sikha deta hai.

    Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhayee main,
    Dil duba hai gum ki gahraye main,
    Tum dhoondti ho humein apne dil mein,
    Hum milenge tumhe tumhari parchayee main.

    Tu chandramukhi main suryamukhi,
    Tu bhi dukhi main bhi dukhi,
    Tu chatt se neeche kud ja,
    Tu bhi sukhi main bhi sukhi.



    Deewane hai tere naam ke is baat se inkaar nahi,
    Kaise kahe ki humain aapse pyar nahi.
    Kuch to kasoor hai aapki nigaho ka,
    Hum akele to gunehegaar nahi.

    Maine dil ko lakh samjhaya ki e dil unko yaad karma chodd de par dil ke hark one se awaz aai, yahan to har sans main who base hai to kya saas lena chod de.

    Zindagi, manjil, waqt kisi ne humara saath nahi diya,
    Sab par se puri tarah vishwas uth gaya.
    Is duniya se ub gaya hai ab humara jiya,
    Kisi ko kitna hi chaha kam reh gaya.

    Dil mein ummidon ki shama jala rakhi hai.
    Humein apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai.
    Is yakin ke saath ki ayega aapka SMS.
    Humne apni nazar mobile par bicha rakhi hai.

    Baat to who hi nahi karte,
    Kehna to hamain bhi aata hai.
    Yeh to apni apni ada hai,
    Koi kehata hai koi chup rehata hai.

    Gandhi kaisi chali teri aandhi,
    Aaya tha langot mein ghus gaya 500 ke note mein.

    Khuda se maine ek dua maangi,
    Dua main apni maut maangi,
    Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe mein de du,
    Par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar maangi.

    Keh ke dekh liya, Chup reh ke bhi dekh liya,
    Kya kare jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya.
    Unse baat karne ke liye hum bahut tadapte hai,
    Kya kare jab humare call karne se who bhadkte hai.

    Hakeekat samjho ya afsana;
    Begana kaho ya deewana;
    Suno mere dil ka fasana;
    Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana.

    Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
    Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
    Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
    Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...
    Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!
    *
    Suno ghau se pepsi walo,
    Buri nazar na COKE pe daalo,
    Chahe jitna jor lagalo,
    Chaho jitna Dew pilalo.
    Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PAANI.
    Humne piya hai tum bhi piyo.

    Aisi dosti hamari ki dil chahe tu har safar hard agar mein mile,
    Mar bhi jao to pyar rahe kayam,
    Tu saath wali kabar mein mile.

    Aapko miss karma roz ki baat hai,
    Yaad karma aadat ki baat hai,
    Aapse dur rehne kismet ki baat hai,
    Magar aapko jhelna himmat ki baat hai.

    Zindagi mein kabhi to mujhko yaad karoge,
    Mehfil mein nahi to tanhai mein fariyad karoge,
    Humsa na mila na milega koi aur,
    Tab apni kismet pe naaz karoge.

    Umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko mazbur kare,
    Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko mazboor kare,
    Mahek aisi ho apne pyar ki,
    Pyar aisa ho jo milne ko mazbur kare.

    Dared dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai,
    Ab to tanhaiya aakar humse milti hai,
    Aapne bandh kiya jabse sms karma,
    Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai.

    Tumhari naam ki gazalein chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.
    Par kya karu yeh jaalim khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.

    Aashiq ka janaza kabar mein pada hai.
    Aashiq ka janaza kabar mein pada hai.
    Haddiyan gal gayi,
    Lund abhi bhi khada hai.

    Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
    Har koi pyar ke liye hi tadapta hai,
    Mere pyar ko galat mat samajna?
    Pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.

    Kadam kadam pe hawao se talukh rakhna,
    Dosti ke naam pe dosti ka asra rakhna.
    Hamari dosti ki khusbu zarur aayegi.
    Aap apna INBOX khali rakhna.

    Log kehete hai hum jise chaahate hai who chaand ka tukra hai,
    Hum jise chaahte hai chand uska ek tukra hai.

    Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
    Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
    Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
    Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.





    Manjil ki taraf badte chalo,
    Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno.
    Peeche walo ko aage na aane do,
    Aur jo aage hai unke aage niklo.
    Tabhi truck driver banoge.

    Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo,
    Apne dil ki Hard Disk pe aur kitni Files daaloo.

    Apne chehare se ruswaai ka Error to hatao,
    Aye jaaneman apne dil ka Password to batao.

    Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain,
    Warna aap jaise Softwares to bazaar mein bikte hain.

    Roz raat aap mere sapne main aate ho,
    Mere pyar ko Mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachate ho.

    Tere pyar ka Email mere dil ko lubhataa hai,
    Par beech mein tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai.

    Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intejaar,
    Hamaare dil ki Site pe kabhi Enter to maro yaar.

    Apne apmaan ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga,
    Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

    Aapke nakhre apne dil pe Bang kar gaye,
    Do PC judte judte Hang kar gaye.

    Aap ke liye dil ko Cut kiya karte hain,
    Warna baaki cases main to Copy Paste kiya karte hain.

    Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style,
    Aapke adaaon ki hamne Save kar li hai File.

    Draupadi ka vastraharan
    dushasan ko pada bhari
    Draupadi ka vastraharan
    dushasan ko pada bhari
    saari mein saari
    parag saari!

    Na tumnain kuch kaha ,
    Joron ki bearish makes u wonder...
    Joron ki bearish makes u wonder..
    is this what they call.......taste the thunder!

    Manoj named Kapil,
    Paaji was very brave
    Manoj named Kapil,
    Paaji was very brave
    palmolive da jawab nahi
    boy he had a close shave!
    Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
    Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
    don't u worry ……surf excel hai na!

    Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega
    Khake Chywanprash budhi ka gyaan payega
    Kabhi na Kabhi mera number ayega!

    Kamaataa nahin hun itnaa ke tujhe roz khilaaoon aur pilaaoon
    Aaati hai to aajaa, yaa kisi aur ko pataooon

    Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi
    Meri Jaan Set Hone Me Kitnaa Time Logi

    Gul Gaye, Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
    Saare Shaayar Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Patthe Rah Gaye

    Milnaa Hai To Mil Isee Duniyaa Ke Chaman Me
    Phir Kyaa Milna Hogaa, Jab Laash Hogi Kafan Me

    Dil Hai Tera Dariyaa....Aankhen Hain Teri Jheel
    So My Darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??

    Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aa, Kinare Pe Kyaa Rakhaa Hai
    Ishq Karna Hai To Baahar aa, Ishaare main Kyaa Rakhaa Hai

    Maine tujhe dekhaa
    Dekhta rahaa, Dekhtaa hi gayaa
    Phir mujhe chashmaa lag gayaa

    Taj Mahal kyaa hai tere liye usse bhi achhaa banwaa denge
    Mumtaz to marke gadi thi, tujhe jindaa gadwaa denge.

    Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
    Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

    Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se
    Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se
    Yahan likhna mana hai

    Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
    Jaaneman katwa de baal, hoja ganji
    Aur kar de savera

    Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin
    Glass mein hota hai
    Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin
    Saali ko hota hai

    Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
    Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho

    Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
    Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya

    Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
    Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge

    Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
    Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri

    Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
    Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
    Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai

    Ai husn ki mallika aur baharon ki shaan
    Jai jawan jai kisan

    Maine tumhe dekha, tumhe follow kiya
    Tumne mere dil mein jalaaya pyaar ka diya
    Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala
    Par tumhare bhaiyya se mera pad gaya paala
    Mujhe usne Clinic All Clear se Dho daala


    Draupadi ka vastraharan
    Dushasan ko pada bhari
    Draupadi ka vastraharan
    Dushasan ko pada bhari
    Saari mein saari
    Parag saari!

    Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye
    Maine tere pyaar mein kya na kiya o chhaliye
    Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

    Jab tota hua dirty
    Tote se boli maina
    Jab tota hua dirty
    Tote se boli maina
    Don't you worry
    Surf Excel hai na

    Jab jab tumne mujhe dekha hai
    Jab jab tumne mujhe dekha hai
    mujhe meri khoobsurati mehsoos huvi hai
    jab jab tum ne nahi dekha hai
    mujhe tumhari badsoorati mehsoos nahi huvi hai

    Tip Tip barse pani.... Tip Tip barse pani..... Tip
    Tip barse pani
    To kya chai barase gi....






    Joron ki baarish
    Makes you wonder
    Joron ki baarish
    Makes you wonder
    Is this what they call
    Taste the thunder?

    Chachundar ke sar pe chameli ka phool
    Chachundar ke sar pe chameli ka phool
    Utterly butterly delicious Amul

    Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
    Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
    Tan ki shakti, mann ki shakti, Bournvita, Bournvita!

    Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
    Maine tujhe pyaar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
    Sine theta by cos theta is tan theta, tan theta!

    Cycle chalaate waqt handle ko dekho
    Ladki pataate waqt sandal ko dekho

    Har dil jo pyaar karega
    Woh khaana khaayega
    Deewana apni deewangi se nahin balki
    Waistline se pehchaana jaayega

    LITTLE SENSE SERIES:

    Khud ko kar buland itnaa....
    Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche....
    aur khuda tumse puche....
    'Abe sale gadhe... ab utrega kaise '

    jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
    jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
    dil ne kaha khud kushi (sucide) kar le jalim
    bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

    Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
    Pyar Mein Log Jinda Dafnaye Jatein Hein,
    Kabar khood Ke Dekhon Intezaar Mein Paaye Jatte Hein.

    Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
    Ek Mein Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
    Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
    Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche.

    PYAAR MEIN DHOKHA SERIES :

    Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
    tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
    kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

    Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
    Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye...

    TOTAL NONSENSE SERIES :

    Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
    Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
    Splash !

    Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
    Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
    So? What's the big deal?

    Dharti so rahi hai,
    Aasman so raha hai
    Dharti so rahi hai,
    Aasman so raha hai
    Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

    Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
    Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
    Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter

    Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
    Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar........
    Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
    tihathar is on leave )



    Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
    Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain........
    Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)

    kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
    kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ......
    ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

    DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES:

    Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
    Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
    Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

    Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....
    Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....
    Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...

    Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
    Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
    Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...



    Door se dekha to sher tha
    Door se dekha to sher tha
    Is liye paas gaya hi nahi...

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    Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
    Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
    Melody khao khud jaan jao...

    Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
    Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
    Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

    Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
    Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
    Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita (Chorus: Aha-aha...)
    *
    Aur, ant mein Ghalib ke liye ek sher:

    Tumne mere man se khela
    Tumne mere tan se khela
    Tumne mere dhan se khela
    Wah, Wah Wah !well played! well played!

    Voh sadak ke is par thi
    Hum sadak ke us par the
    Kuch hum age bade,kuch voh age badi
    Hum kuch aur age bade,voh kuch aur age badi
    Hum kuch aur age bade,voh kch aur age badi
    Ab hum sadak ke is par the,aur voh sadak ke is par thi

    Gum woh cheez hai ...
    -- Wah ! Kya dard hai ! --
    Gum woh cheez hai ...
    jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai

    Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
    Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
    Big Deal ! Big deal !

    Aapne mere man se khela
    aapne mere tan se khela
    aapne mere dhan se khela
    aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela ...
    well played! well played! well played!!

    kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote......
    kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote.....
    kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote.....
    chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!

    Pyar to tum par mujhe bahut aata hai
    Par kya karu Tera baap beech mein aata hai

    Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
    Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai

    Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
    meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi

    Kyon apni kabra khod raha hai be,
    La, phawda mujhe de..

    Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
    Chalo teeno picture chalen.....

    Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
    Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
    iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

    mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
    mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
    Aap mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahen hain??

    Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
    Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
    Melody khao khud jaan jao........

    Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......
    Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....
    Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

    Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
    Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
    Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?


    Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
    Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
    Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

    Jo wyakti dariya mein apni jahaaz chodne ko darta hai ke kahin toofan na bahade usko,
    use yeh bhi samajhna chahiye ke toofan zameen par bhi aa sakta hai.

    Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya
    Paas ja-kar dekha tho sardar paaya.

    Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehta Hain,
    Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
    Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

    Hum aah bhi bharte hai to ho jate hai badnaam,
    vho qatl bhi karte hai to charcha nahin hoti.

    Tujhko dekhenge to sitare bhi Zia maangen ge,
    Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge,
    Apne maathe se yun aanchal ko na sarkaa dena,
    Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge.

    Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
    Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain.....
    jaise kal chamak rahe they !!!

    Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
    Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye

    Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
    kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ...
    ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

    Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
    Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
    Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

    Accha hua ke tum bewafa nikle
    Saale wafadaar to kutthe hote hain

    Meri bezubaan aankhon se, gire hain chand katre
    wo samajh sakhe to aansu, na samajh sakhe to paani!

    ke marne ke baad bhi ankhe khuli reh gayee jo yaar ki,
    aadat si jo pad gai thi unhe hamare intazar ki.

    Humne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki,
    Na Jaane Kahan se seekh li unhone Yeh Ada Zidd pe utar jaane ki.

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    woah! nice collection!

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    holyyy crapp!! thats bigg lol...
    sorry dude .... Hash

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    nice.. collection... thanks for sharing

 

 

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