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    With My apologies to all my blond friends.

    HELLLOOOOOOOO The Universal Blonde


    Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the
    sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.

    Florida OR MOON ??'

    Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking,
    and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away...
    Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and
    says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ??'


    A blonde puhes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
    mechanic it died.After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

    She says, 'What's the story?'

    He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'

    She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'


    A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her
    very nicely if he could see her license.

    She replies in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
    Just yesterday you take away my license and the
    today you expect me to show it to you!'


    There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and
    sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts,
    'How can I get to the other side?'

    The second blonde looks up the river then down the river
    and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'


    A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and
    that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

    'Impossible!'says the doctor.. 'Show me.'

    The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
    then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee
    and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed..
    Everywhere she touched made her scream.

    The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?

    'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'

    'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'
    ...being a human...



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