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    Teacher: 'What is your name?'
    Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
    Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'


    Student: 'My name is Sunlight.




    Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
    Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
    Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
    Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."




    Teacher: What happened in 1869?
    Student: Gandhiji was born.
    Teacher: What happened in 1873?
    Student: Gandhiji was four years old.





    Teacher: What is the full form of maths?


    Vinod: Mentally affected teachers harassing students


    Teacher:
    Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
    Student: BROTHERLY LOVE


    Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
    Vinod : A holiday



    Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '


    Vinod: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'




    Teacher:
    How old is ur father.
    Sunny: As old as I am.
    Teacher: How is it possible?


    Vinod: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)


    Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
    Student: 32 yrs.
    Teacher: How do you know?
    Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.





    ...being a human...



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    these r funny...but i neva got to do that...my teahers were british and american
    sorry dude .... Hash

 

 

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