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    Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
    Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
    Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs
    back.!

    19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME
    IN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS
    ONLY FOR ABOVE 18

    A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
    huge Loss.
    Do u know what the business was? . . . . .
    He opened a Saloon in Punjab


    A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
    After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for
    Filling up. U knows y?
    FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL

    Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
    into future tense.
    Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".


    Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
    mouth................. WHY?
    because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light"_-=

    SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY.
    HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
    - I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE,
    THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY

    A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
    Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
    Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll
    apply NEXT YEAR

    Santa: Yesterday i saw my wife going into a theater with a stranger...
    Banta: Whatt?? did u follow them into theater...
    Santa: Oye na na... why should i? I had already seen d movie.

    Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
    Sardar says... Drink quickly......
    Wife asks why...
    sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10





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    lolzzz..Nice Jokes!!

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    thnx





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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaanoo View Post
    lolzzz..Nice Jokes!!
    lol

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    ultimate

    thanx bro

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    lol thanks yo
    sorry dude .... Hash

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    Quote Originally Posted by eminent faith View Post
    lol thanks yo


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    wow nyc....


    it shud be in jokes corner

    Once I was called the Best,
    now you can also be called the Best in ur category.
    so what u waiting 4! make urself capable of being called best....
    DR AWARDS COMING SOON

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoxDeepixox View Post
    wow nyc....


    it shud be in jokes corner
    will do dat dear

 

 

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