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    Why does a sardar study in front of mirror?


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    1) It saves revision time.

    2) He likes combined studies.

    3) Lastly he wants sum one to keep an eye on him.....
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    Sardar's dad died and he was crying, after a couple of minutes sardar cries Louder.

    Friend: - What happened now?

    Sardar :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died......
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    Postman :- Oye Pappe ! pata hai mujhe yeh packet deliver karne ke liye 5 mile chalna pada.

    Sardarji: - Kyu? Aap Courier kar dete. ........

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    Ek sardar puri zindgi sochta raha, sochta raha
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    ....aur sochte sochte mar gaya ke agar meri sister ke 2 bhai hai to mere kyu nehi...
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    NASA ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda magar adhe raste se wapas aaya.
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    Unko pucha gaya to bole...: Aaj “AMAWAS" hai chand to nahi hoga.......
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    If sardar want to dial 9449494494...

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    ...He will first dial ..... 94494 and then "REDIAL".....................
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    Sardar: mujhe phone pe dhamkiyan mil rhi hai

    Police: kon de rha hai

    sardar: Bsnl wale, bolte hai k agr bill na bhara to kaat denge......
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    Once a Sardar was roaming in d jungle suddenly he saw a snake hanging on d tree
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    Sardar goes little closer 2 that tree near the snake
    And he said: "eise latak ne se height nhi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAIN pilane ke liye ... "...
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    Sardar n Wife waiting 4 train Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,

    Sardar bhag ke train me chad gaya aur wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad jana ....
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    One day a Santaji talking with his friend....
    Santa ji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or

    we will not be able to communicate with my child.
    Friend: Is it! Why?

    Santaji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months...
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    Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi,
    bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi.
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    Banta: Ab kaisi hai wo..?
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    Santa: Ab theek hi hogi, kal se kuwe se awaz nhi aa rahi hai..
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    once saradji..was drinking water......
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    ...arrey ab kya ek sardar chain se paani bhi naih pi sakta..ismein bhi
    joke chahiye tumhe...
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    jaan leoge kya bechare sardaron ki...
    ...being a human...



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    sardar jkz r always hilarious omg this is good
    sorry dude .... Hash

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    awesome






 

 

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