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    After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
    Do I look like a foreigner?
    Wife: No! Why?
    Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

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    One tourist from U.. S.A. asked Sardar:
    Any great man born in this village???
    Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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    Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
    So Sardar writes, "Gandhi ji was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti

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    When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted,
    "You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.

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    Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
    Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!

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    Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
    Sardar: ZEBRA
    Teacher: How?
    Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

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    Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
    Manager: Do U know MS Office?
    Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

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    Sardar: Miss, Did u call my mobile?
    Teacher: Me? No, why?
    Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". (Had never thought of it)
    ...being a human...



 

 

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