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    Funny Santa Banta Jokes



    Santa Singh at bar in New York.
    Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
    Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
    Santa Singh says - "Santa Singh Married"


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    Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary
    Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
    Santa Singh : U R great sir! Starting salary is
    o.k.......but? ?
    how much is DRIVING salary...?


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    Santa Singh and Banta Singh are driving a Car. Santa puts on the indicator
    and asks Banta
    to check whether its working. Banta puts his head
    out and says
    YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...


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    Santa Singh is in a dissection class of ****roach. He cuts
    its 1 leg, and
    says, "chal", it walks.
    He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
    He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he
    wrote the conclusion.. ....
    ....... "after all the legs of a ****roach are cut -
    it becomes deaf......"


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    A Tamilian call up Santa Singh and asks " tamil therima??"

    Santa Singh got mad, angrily replied.... "Punjabi tera
    baap!!!"


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    Santa Singh and Banta Singh were looking at Egyptian mummy.
    Santa Singh : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident
    case.
    Banta Singh : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC
    1760!!!....


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    Santa Singh for an exam had studied only one essay
    'FRIEND', but in the
    exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced
    friend with father
    in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON,
    I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
    SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY
    TRUE
    FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.


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    Interviewar: what is ur qualification?
    Santa Singh : Sir I am Ph.d.
    Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
    Santa Singh : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with
    DIFFICULTY.. ..


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    In KBC

    Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?
    Santa Singh : liquid state.....
    Someone in Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, IT WAS BANTA SINGH..... ..

    ...being a human...



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    fantastic............ was laughing till my tears were flowing

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