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    AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA THA
    ADMI NE POCHA TO KEHNAY LAGA MUJHAY YAQEEN HA IS KE ANDAR KELE HI HOGA.

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    Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

    Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

    PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)

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    Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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    Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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    Aur Bola:

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    Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
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    Aur
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    Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho.

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    Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 K speed
    sy kyn ja rahy ho

    KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly

    board pe likha hy:

    YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

    ( -_-)

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    Pessenger :

    Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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    Phatan :
    Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida

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    Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were havng candle light dinner.
    Queen says-
    Pass d wine u divine!
    "Pathan thinks-"how poetic"!
    Pathan says-"pass d roti u moti"

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    1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
    Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
    Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
    Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na

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    Pathaan's wish: when i die,
    I wana die like
    my grandpa who died peacefuly in
    his sleep not screamin like
    all d passengers
    in d bus he
    was driving

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    1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:
    Janab Light Band Kr Do

    K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir?
    Man: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me
    1 Naya Gali Aya Hai
    Wo Tumko Dena Hy
    I trust cigratte more than a girl.
    It will damage my lungs but will never break my heart ;-)


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    Thanks for this great collection, but i like this most..
    Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
    .
    Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
    .

    Aur Bola:

    .
    Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
    .
    Aur
    .
    Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …

 

 

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