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    A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India...

    Dear Sunita Darling,
    I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has
    Affected my Company's performance, so I am sending YOU 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.

    Your loving husband,
    JITA SINGH



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    His wife replied...


    TINKUs PAPPA,

    Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below is the
    List of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:



    1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
    2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

    3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.

    4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, darling, I hope you understand..

    5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.


    Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...

    Shall I plan the same for the next month?

    Your Sweet Heart,
    Kichi
    ...being a human...



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