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    It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years
    of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather
    to the same neighborhood.

    When he arrived at the first house on his route
    he was greeted by the whole family there,
    who congratulated him and
    sent him on his way with big gift envelope.

    At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

    The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

    At each of the houses along his route, he was met with
    congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts.

    At the final house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the
    bedroom where they had a most passionate liaison.

    Afterwards, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast:
    eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles,
    and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
    When he was truly satisfied
    she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

    As she was pouring,
    he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

    All this was just too wonderful for words, he said,
    "but what's the dollar for?"

    "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you.

    I asked him what to give you.
    He said,
    "Screw him ....... give him a dollar."

    The blonde then blushed and said,
    The breakfast was my idea.

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